Now, this incubus would actually be creepy if it weren't for his goofy sidekick, Horsely the horse, busting in at the wrong moment.
"Did somebody say APPLES!"
"No, Horsely, I said NIPPLES, now get outta here!"
"My b-b-b-b BAD! ... what are you doing to that lady?"
"We talked about this before. I'll tell you when you're older"
"But, I'm thirty. Cant chya tell me yet?"
Who woulda thunk that incubus's (incubi?) traveled around with goofy sidekicks. I would place an incubus himself as a goofy sidekick.
"Why is Mrs. Caldwell screaming?"
"Wait a jolly sec, where's Incubus?"
"Oh dear! He must be raping Mrs. Caldwell in her sleep. That explains the night terrors."
"Incubus, you done it again!"
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