Clearly nobody's afraid of this demon. You'll notice the people in the background are rather unimpressed that there's a demon on their street. You got the one lady sitting on her stoop reading a book. Another lady is spitting loogies off the side of the railing. There's one dude up there kind of checking out what's going on, but his girlfriend next to him doesn't give one shit. She's not even looking at the demon. She's talking to her boyfriend about hair, or purses, or something.
Not even the pope is afraid of this guy. I don't even think he's making eye contact with the demon.
Beyond the claws, tongue, horns and wings, he just looks like a skinny faggot. Add a few pounds to that guy and maaaayyybe, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeee I'll step out of his way if the sidewalk's too small. But as it stands in this picture all I want to do is give it a gift certificate to hot topic.
Not to mention the fact that his asshole has a face. Look at it. His butt cheeks have eyes and the tail is the nose. It looks like there's a little Jimmy Durante hanging out down there. It really takes away from the scare-factor when his asshole goes "Ha cha cha cha!"
This demon really needs a makeover. Maybe a gun for a wing. Some flames shooting out of somewhere. Definitely replace Jimmy Durante with somebody scarier like the guy from The Hills Have Eyes. I don't know.
Poor bastard.
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