Let 'em finish

There are some things we hate to be interrupted during. These include:

Reading a good book

Harvesting a Dooker (Taking a shit)

Eating a nice, hot meal

Taking a shower

And ...

A Wholesome Orgy

Really, demons? Really? I know you're eager to fill your Hell quotas, but you couldn't have at least waited for them to finish? Was it necessary to show up with your orgy poking sticks and beat them off of each other in the middle of the damn thing? You guys are so tactless. It just makes everything awkward and messy when you try to halt the sexual freight train that is a medieval orgy. You easily could have waited outside with plastic zip tie handcuffs in hand. When the orgy goers stepped out, they'd see you and look down at their shoes in shame with their arms reached out ready for you to drag them to hell. A simple move like that can make everybody's lives much easier.



I'd hate for this to happen to me in the middle the other stuff on my list.